Let's make this as clear as possible.
We're looking for people to contribute their unique talents, skills and opinions with vigour. We really want your opinion, yes-men & yes-women are not valued here. You have to feel like you're bringing something we don't already have.
We're looking for team players, with a competitive spirit - wanting to be the best, while always available to help out your team. These two things are not mutually exclusive.
We love a party and get around team events.
Sometimes we drink too much. Yes, this was written by HR.
We're a small team of high achievers with exceptional culture fits across the board. We don't get the luxury of having high performing people who don't participate in the culture.
There is literally nothing we value more than our team.
So, we don't hire just ANYBODY.
Bad vibes, need not apply.
If any of the above sounds like the worst thing ever, and you're thinking you'll probably hate every moment and us. Let's save us both some time. Thanks for your consideration. If not, scroll on.